Wednesday, 3 January 2018

Chapter Seven - The Beefeater Mirror and The Number 13

As I was sitting in front of my computer, staring at a blank page and thinking about Lilac Lane, I got a phone call from my cousin, Ted. "I'm going to Haliburton," he said. "Give me directions to the trailer." I was a bit flabbergasted, as he had no idea I was writing about Lilac Lane and we haven't been near the old place in over 30 years. He had experienced childhood trauma there, which I will write about in a later post.

The following Saturday night, just as I was wondering if Ted had actually made the trek to Haliburton, he phoned, as though he had been reading my thoughts. "I'm at Ground Zero," he said. "I'll be back later, when it gets dark." Eep, I thought. We've dubbed it The Scariest Place on Earth for a reason. He knew that facing his childhood demons could mean facing some real demons. No jokes. When he called me back after dark, he said there was something not right about the place. That is exactly what I would call it, too. Not right.

To make matters creepier, the whole time I was talking to him, my solar-powered garden light started blinking on and off. It's never done that before. After we hung up, it returned to normal. Now, I have a lot of strange things in my current house, particularly the backyard and it makes me wonder if it was good things telling me to be careful or bad things telling me to watch out. It's the former, I think. (I hope.) We had a lot of static and crackling on the phone line, which obviously could be caused by normal cell phone fuckery, but that feeling was undeniable. Even 150 kms away through an iPhone.

My phone has been on the fritz ever since my conversation with Ted from Lilac Lane. Sure, it could be coincidence. But, I don't think so. I really don't. Particularly given our history of ghosts and phones.

Anyway, that was about a month ago. It's taken me so very long to get back into telling this story, not for lack of desire, but because it really scares me. To read the details may not be all that alarming to an outsider. It's not like a James Wan film, with jump-scares and creepy things looking in the window. (Though, the latter did happen.) It was a constant, on-edge, nerve-fraying fear that we lived with at Lilac Lane. Sometimes it would be relatively quiet and one could almost believe that we were imagining things. Then it would be there again, like a horrifying clown ripping your arm off and telling you that you'll float too.

My grandmother stayed with us for the first week of our new life at Lilac Lane. One day, while JR and I were at school, she and my mother were unpacking and hanging up pictures. We had a bar mirror, Beefeater Gin, which they were trying to put up in the hallway. The thing would not hang. It wasn't that the wire was breaking, or the nail was coming out of the wall, it was that the damned thing would not stay up, no matter what they did. It would just slide down the wall. Frustrated and a little freaked out, they finally got it to stay put, when my grandmother yelled "Don't look in it!" It crashed to the floor, unbroken, once again.

That is when Grandmama took my mum outside and told her that there was something wrong with our new place. She didn't want to alarm her, but she also wanted us to be safe. She told her the same thing that she told me on our first night there: Don't pay it any attention. That is what it wants.

The Beefeater mirror was finally hung in a different spot and stayed up without further incident. It probably comes as no surprise that no one ever looked in it again, if they could help it.

Another day, while my mum was unpacking some kitchen stuff, she saw a man looking in the window at her. He was big and dressed in denim overalls. He turned, walked a few steps and then disappeared. The window in question looked out onto a deck and there was nowhere he could have gone. She told me later that she didn't feel anything particularly threatening about him, just curiosity. However, a ghost is a ghost is a ghost, regardless of its intentions, and he was one of many.

There were beings that weren't merely curious; they were downright fucking evil. I don't like to throw around the word "demonic" because it is so overused. But this was real life, not an episode of Ghost Adventures. We didn't fart around with night-vision cameras and EMF readers (which make me roll my eyes HARD). We didn't need to. They found us. We didn't ask for it. We didn't call it out. It was real evil. It didn't scratch or growl. It used our fear. That is what these parasitic fuckers do. It's what powers them - fear and unhappiness and hatred and every oogy emotion humans have.

Our two dogs, Strider and Jackson could sense them. Every night around the same time, the dogs would face the empty lot next to ours and howl. It was a strange, unearthly sound that I have never heard dogs make before or since. It made every hair on your body stand on end. These were Labs, not exactly famous for their howling barks. (They woo-woo.) Every hackle was raised and their ears pinned back. They no longer resembled our dogs. It was almost as if they were facing off with something every night. It went on for about 10 minutes and then they returned to being the floofy, clumsy assholes we knew and loved. I shudder to think what may have been allowed to enter if it hadn't been for Strider and Jackson.

After school let out and summer began in earnest, the activity ramped up. I started waking up in the middle of the night, absolutely terrified. I just KNEW there was something in the room with me and it enjoyed my fear. In my mind's eye, I saw it crouched beside my bed. Looking back, it seems to me that I acted instinctively, with my grandmother's words in my head - don't pay it any attention.

So, I didn't. I put my comforter over my head, and went into the living room to watch TV. Thank the Goddess for CKVR 24 Hour Classic Television.

With my comforter still over my head, I watched amazing stuff like The Twilight Zone, Outer Limits and Our Miss Brooks, The African Queen and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. I didn't look right or left. I ignored that thing that was growing increasingly angry with my refusal to give it what it wanted. It didn't exactly stand there screaming "LOOK AT ME!" in the physical world, but it was in my head. It hated me for my disobedience. So many nights I was terrified it would figure out how to turn off the electricity (it did, eventually - but never on my TV terror nights). Maybe I had a guardian that wouldn't let it. Looking back, I think that is exactly what it was - something very big and very protective was stopping that thing from getting to me. And boy howdy, did that piss it off.

As soon it was 5:00 am or when I heard the birds start singing outside, I knew I was safe. It's been 35 years and I STILL feel afraid when I wake up in the night (which happens frequently) unless it is after 5:00 am. Still can't fall asleep without the TV or music playing. I cannot stand total darkness and quiet.

I was 13 years old that summer and that was when I developed triskaidekaphobia  - fear of the number thirteen. I don't just mean a weird religious avoidance of it, I mean, a deep down, bone-chilling fear. It made no sense. We were not religious and at that point in my life, I was unaware of the superstitions surrounding the number. I remember watching videodiscs (it was 1982!) and my eyes being dragged to the counter when it hit 13 minutes and feeling a thrill of fear. (This pleased the thing.) The fear lasted until we moved to Toronto in 1984. Now, 13 is my favourite number. In fact, the house where I currently live is number 13 - a rarity. Keeps the religious peddlers from my door.

(FUN FACT: Stephen King suffers from triskaidekaphobia. When going up and down stairs, he skips the 13th riser. The story 1408... add up those numbers.)

Our neighbours told us a story of a farmer who used to live on the property, who went mad, killed his family with an axe and then hanged himself in the barn. The barn then burned mysteriously to the ground. The remains of the barn are still there, to this day. I have no idea if this story is true. A Google search turned up nothing. I have some theories, which I will share with you once I have done some more digging.


Stay tuned for Chapter Eight: What Ted Saw and The Lady of the Woods








Saturday, 30 December 2017

The Plum Tree - by Guest Writer, Harry, a.k.a. My Dad

Sorry for the long delay in getting Chapter 7 out onto the Interwebs. Christmas has been busy and frankly, the whole damn thing has been scaring me again. Amazing how much I can remember about being terrified. Comparing notes with my father and brother at our annual Boxing Day dinner, it bonked me over the head (once again) that this shit really happened and is not just a scary movie I once watched. I didn't realize how much I had compartmentalized so much of what happened, how much I separated myself. So, I've been sleeping with the lights on again.

My dad has some amazing experiences of seances and Ouija sessions with my mum and their friends. They opened a lot of doors and let in lot of spooky shit. My dad admitted that before he met my mum and stayed overnight in her family's haunted farm house, he did not believe in the paranormal. Now he says there is absolutely no doubt that there is something out there and it is not to be trifled with.

So, here is my father's account of their experience at The Plum Tree, a gift shop owned by a friend in Waterloo, Ontario. This took place in 1967, a couple of years before I was born.

The Plum Tree

Lacking a flashlight Ross handed me a small table lamp and plugged it into a long black extension. Thankfully he had already removed the frilly pink shade. I put a tentative foot on the first step of the ladder. It wobbled and skittered under my weight. It seemed this worn old wooden ladder was less enthused about my checking out the attic than even I was. Why was it always the attic that was deemed to hold the secrets of a haunted house? And more to the point how did I get volunteered to be the one checking it out.

Alan grabbed hold of the ladder to stabilize it and I carefully moved upward. The access to the attic was a less than two foot square typical in these nineteenth century houses. Holding the lamp in my right hand I pushed the palm of my left hand against the access panel and after a moments resistance it moved a small amount. It felt heavier than it should for what was just piece of painted plywood. It felt like a weight was on it. Like a brick or something. Or another hand pushing against it. Still, with a little more effort, I managed to lift it clear of the recess and slide it out of the way. Cautiously I raised the lamp and my head at the same time. I just caught sight of some cobwebby rafters and then it all went dark. Shit!

The light had gone out. I quickly shuffled down the ladder.

“What happened? Did the plug come out?” I asked.

“Its still plugged in,” Ross replied, “ I’ll get another bulb.” He went off to rob another lamp.

Soon another bulb was handed to me. It flicked on as soon as I screwed it in. “ I guess it was just the bulb. For a second I thought something didn’t want us looking up here.”

The others chuckled without much conviction. I shinnied up the ladder. Once again as soon as the lamp broke the plane of the attic floor there was a dull pop and the light went out. Fuck.

I came down the ladder a little quicker this time. What were the odds that two bulbs would just happen to burn out at exactly the same place. I was having a bad feeling about all this now. The little hairs were bristling on the back of my neck like a doberman’s. I tended to pay attention to these little warnings.

We all stood looking at each other for a minute. Nervous laughter.

Ross was the first to break the silence. “I think there’s a spare pack of bulbs in the kitchen.” Off he went down the stairs.
He returned a few minutes later with a two-pack of yellow 60w bulbs.

“These are for the porch lights, “Ross says almost apologetically, “hope they’ll do.”

“Can’t do any worse than the last two,” I offer. “Anyone else want to try. Maybe its just me.”

Ross shakes his head. Nancy just looks at me with Bette Davis eyes. Or maybe Minnie Mouse’s. Alan however reaches out for the lamp. And this time I hold the ladder steady for him.

To my surprise the yellow glow stays on. “Goddamn,” I say. “Whatta ya see?”

Alan cautiously moved another step up the ladder. “There’s nothing here. Just a big empty attic and a few spider webs. Actually a lot of spider webs.
Have a look.”

Alan moves far enough up into the attic that I can get up the ladder and have a look. “Yep, nothing here.” I don’t know what I was expecting. Or what any of us were expecting. Headstones. The sharp teeth of giant clowns leering out of the darkness.

Before heading back down the ladder I look around to see what was causing the resistance as I opened the hatch. There was no brick there or anything else that caused the weight I felt. It was just a simple square of plywood.

After I stepped off the ladder Nancy’s curiosity got the better of her imagination and she went up the ladder for a look. Ross, however declined and I guess he was entitled since he was the one that had found it necessary to invite us here in the first place, not so much to exorcise any little caspars but more to reassure him that he wasn’t going wacko.
  
We were in Ross’s craft store which he had named ‘The Plum Tree’. It was in Waterloo, Ontario which also conveniently was where I was attending University. Alan and Nancy had come down to visit me from our home town of Stouffville. Ross happened to be a close friend of Nancy’s older brother Mike, having attended OCA together. Ross had contacted Nancy to see if she could help him with a ‘problem’ he was having. He knew through Mike that we had been playing around with the paranormal and had a few seances under our belt.

Now we weren’t the Ghostbusters (sorry, that movie wouldn’t come out for another decade and a half) or anything, more like ‘Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys discover a Ouija Board’. In fact all this stuff sort of started at Alan’s grandma’s farm house over a damn Ouija board. I don’t use the word damn lightly. If you own a Ouija Board burn it now. (Hold on! I just read the rules for safe Ouija disposal. Don’t burn it. That could cause someone, likely yourself, to die. That is not good. A Ouija Board must be chopped into seven pieces, sprinkled with Holy water and then buried. Seven pieces, not eight, not six.)

Our dabbling in the occult was mere entertainment at this point in time. We were still innocents and like most nineteen year olds were burning with a desire to answer the unknown. It hadn’t gotten scary. Yet.

The Plum Tree was in a very large old house on a corner lot one block removed from Waterloo’s downtown on King Street. It had been built in Victorian times and as well as being the home to some well-to-do members of Waterloo’s early days it had also been a restaurant at some point and a safehouse for Polish refugees after WWII.

Customers entered the store through the original front door of the house with its large covered veranda. After passing through the vestibule there was a small room to the right that had racks of one off ladies dresses made by a seamstress friend of Ross’s. To the left was a narrow stairway that led up to the second floor. In lieu of a door there was a curtain of stringed black beads blocking the stairs with a small handwritten sign ‘employees only’. The beads reminded me of a rosary.

Continuing on into the main part of the store was a large bright room absolutely full of craft items for sale. There was a heady smell of insense from the various candles and pot pourri. Many of the items were Ross’ s specialty Christmas wreathes and table centrepieces. Christmas had been over for a couple of months but these items were always in demand. There were other items made by other local craft people. Hemp handbags and stuff like that. On the south side of the room there were large bay windows letting in the late winter light. On the opposite wall beneath the stairs that went to the second floor was the sales counter and cash register. At the back of the room was another beaded doorway (this was the sixties) again with a ‘Employees Only’ sign.  

Through this doorway was the home’s original kitchen but was now cluttered with boxes and various packing materials. A side door led outside to another veranda. The kitchen walls were a splash of Victorian yellow. There was a door down to the basement. For reasons that I don’t remember we never went down there. As everyone knows next to attics basement are the next creepiest part of any old house. Why the bad rap for these areas on the edge of your ‘living’ space. Maybe that’s it. If they are not part of the ‘Living’ space they are by inference part of the ‘Dead’ space.

Accessing the second floor through the narrow stairway at the front of the house there is a long hallway terminating in a cavernous room that takes up the back half of the house. On the left is a small kitchenette where the staff take their breaks. To the right is a small sewing room with an industrial looking sewing machine and reams of rustic looking fabric. In the hallway is the access to the attic. About half way down the hall is another room, presumably once a bedroom that is full of boxes of crafting materials. I seem to recall there was a door to an outside staircase before the large room at the back but I am not sure. Trying to squint down memory’s wormhole after fifty years is bound to produce a few anomalies.

The large room at the end of the hall is the most interesting one in the house. It still is as it was when the place was a restaurant. The ceiling is a dark purplish blue with pot lights and a constellation of painted golden stars spilled across it. It has been made to look like the night sky. Aside from a large work table the rest of the room is obscured by a forest of Ross’s handmade Christmas trees and other decorative items. At the far end of the table I can make out a mantlepiece and what is presumably a now unused fireplace. This must have been the master bedroom of the original design.

After we had concluded that there was nothing of interest in the attic we sat around the small table in the break room. It was late afternoon on a Saturday and the store was now closed. It would be dark before long. Ross had ordered in a pizza and broke out a bottle of wine which lacking any proper glassware we sipped from a variety of coffee mugs.

Ross related the events that had led to his asking for some assistance. Apparently there had always been some strange activity happening at The Plum Tree since he had opened it. Most had happened to some of the women that worked there but nothing was so overt that it drew much attention. Stuff disappeared only to reappear in another part of the house. Strange sounds that could have been explained in reasonable fashion. (The house is just settling in the cold. Etc.)

Then a few weeks ago Ross’s seamstress friend had been terrified enough  to quit working at the Plum Tree and would now only work out of her own house. She had often felt that on occasion someone was in the sewing room with her  but when she looked around there was no one there. But on this day she had felt someone breathe down her neck. She yelled out “Ross. Stop it!” as she turned around. But Ross wasn’t there. No one was. She ran out of the room and then out of the house. The dress she was working on was still on the sewing table.

Then a week later after the store had closed and the staff gone home Ross was busy taking the till off and making up his daily cash deposit. He heard footsteps moving about upstairs in the otherwise quiet store. At first he thought that one of the staff had come back in or that even a nosey customer had bypassed the Employees Only sign. Then the footsteps came down the stairs directly over Ross’s head who was standing motionless behind the cash register. The footsteps were heavy like a man’s booted foot. Ross heard the beaded curtain rattle then the footsteps walked right past him. There was however no body attached to them. Then the beads parted going in to the kitchen and the footsteps faded away. Ross did not bother to grab his coat. He didn’t bother to take the deposit with him. And he didn’t bother to lock the door or turn off the lights. He ran out the door. Got into his car and drove away. He didn’t bother stopping nearby at his  mother’s house where he lived. He knew she wouldn’t understand. So he drove all the way to Toronto where he had friends that would pour him a stiff cocktail while he poured out his story. It was only after getting to Toronto that he called the Waterloo police and asked them to secure the store, explaining that he had been called away on an emergency.

Ross, telling his story had my neck hairs on the rise again. This bottle of wine was not going to be near enough.

After the pizza was finished Nancy suggested that we should have a séance to see if we could determine who might be Ross’s invisible guest. We decided that the big starry night room might be the ideal location and soon we had ourselves seated around the big table there. Normally the séance would be accompanied with candles but in this case we left the pot lights on although they were dimmed a bit. None of us wanted to sit in the near dark.  

Nancy sat at the end of the table with me to her right and Ross and Alan to her left. Alan and I reached across the table so that we could form a circle with our hands. This is part of the ceremony of the séance the idea of which is to focus all our energy for the medium to draw from. In reality if the medium is strong enough and by that I mean a sufficient portal to the ‘other’ side then we could be sitting there swilling beer with our feet on the table without it making a difference. And in time Nancy was that strong. Gift or curse. To me it would become a curse. But these were early times and we were still playing it like it was a game.

At first there was the usual mumble jumble. How we were hoping to make contact with any spirits that were hanging about. That we were not a threat but there to help whatever restless entity that was trying to draw attention to itself. I’m paraphrasing here. I don’t remember Nancy’s exact words.

[As I said these were early days and Nancy had not yet learned or was able to go into a complete trance in which she was not aware of her immediate surroundings. That was when things got truly scary because she was then able to communicate to us through the voice of whatever spirit answered the door. Sometimes these catatonic states would come on unbidden. It was almost like a door that once opened could not fully be closed. And believe me that things that come knocking are usually the same ugly things that go bump in the night. These deep trances were exhausting and always followed by a period of almost drugged like sleep. But at this point Nancy did not sink into that depth of trance. It was more akin to meditation]

At first nothing happened. There was no sign of any presence. This is pretty normal. It usually takes a while to get an answer. Sometimes you are so keen to hear something that could be perceived as a sign a mouse fart would sound like a fat man with a trombone.

This time however there was no doubt in anybody’s mind. About the third time Nancy asked for a sign of a spirit’s presence one of the larger Christmas trees that was right behind me shook like crazy. This gold sprayed tree was probably five feet tall so it did not shake by an errant breeze. It was all Ross, Alan and I could do to not bolt from the room. Nancy however sat unperturbed and continued on asking questions of the  now confirmed presence.

These questions went unanswered for whatever reason. The tree did not shake again. At one point I thought I heard a soft rapping on the mantlepiece but it could more readily be the thudding of my own heart. There could be several reasons that there was no further tree shaking. Maybe it had consumed all the energy it posessed to shake the tree the one time. Maybe just having been heard and acknowledged was all that it needed. There is no need to explain any of this. No one has. I mean, when you think about it, how does a spirit with no visible mass make audible footsteps, creak floorboards and move beaded curtains aside?

When there was no further sign from our guest spooker Nancy decided to try some automatic writing. Ross found a pen and sheet of paper for her. Now the theory of automatic writing or ‘psychography’ is much the same as moving the planchette on a ouija board. You hold the writing device, in this case a pen, in such a manner as to not influence or control it. Your fingers are not supposed to do anything more than keep the pen upright and in contact with the paper. The scribble that usually results can be open to interpretation so I am sceptical of its value as a means of communication. Some call it ‘Spirit Writing’ and use it as a form of reaching a higher self. So even if you happened to find something legible on the page there is no knowing whether the source is internal or external (or possibly even both). I tried it once. It wasn’t any different than freeform doodling or pissing in the snow.

The rest of us relaxed as Nancy doodled away. After a  good fifteen or twenty minutes had gone by, she stopped and then passed the paper to us to see if we could make out anything. There were two or three slanted lines of writing. It was hard to figure where words might have started or stopped. One part that was sort of legible looked like …name is… and then something that could possibly be Polish. But then again what scribble doesn’t look like a Polish name. I also wouldn’t have put it past our medium to have us on a bit whether it was subconscious or not. Just the same we managed to come up with a theory that Ross’s ghost was the spirit of a young Polish refugee that came to an untimely end of some sort and had attached himself to this old house.

It was decided that we would once again try a séance to see if we could learn anything more. I could say we were a little more into it now. The events so far had given us an edginess that was a benefit to focussing our concentration. Nothing happened for the longest time as Nancy asked if the spirit was still with us. No response. She asked if the spirit would confirm that he was the spirit of a Polish refugee that had lived here in the 1940’s. No response. More of the same questions were asked in different ways. But again with no response. I think the last thing that Nancy might have asked was whether the spirit was still here. All of a sudden, there was a huge crash as if a car had driven into the side of the house. A car crash but without the sound of tearing metal that should accompany it. Nancy’s eyes flew open not sure if she was the only one who heard it.  

We ran out of the room and out onto a upstairs landing on the outside of the house. (This is the same landing that I cannot confirm from memory of it yet I am sure that we ran outside but not through the downstairs) There was no crash outside. The streets were devoid of any traffic crashed or not.
We looked around the rest of the store. There was no evidence of anything inside that would have caused such a noise. I mean it virtually shook the house. For reasons I cannot remember we neglected once again to check the basement although I am unsure why it was overlooked. Maybe we just didn’t want to.

We all felt that the séance had concluded. Ross had other plans for the evening and the three of us headed back to my university residence to seek some alcoholic refreshment. For Ross our bit of ghost hunting was a success. While far from being explained he realized that it was not all in his head and that he was as sane as the rest of us. However sane that might be. He felt that the presence in his store that while being a bit of an extrovert was not a bad spirit and he could live with that.

  



Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Chapter Six - The Trailer on Lilac Lane

Pillar from the original farm marked the entrance to Lilac Lane
It was so exciting. We were going to finally be moving into our own place. Our own house. From what my parents told us, it was a lovely three bedroom home on a big piece of property, backing right onto a river. It wasn't on the lake, which was a bummer, but it was a five minute walk to a public access beach. There were snowmobile trails (we were getting a Ski-Doo!) and it was close enough to school to ride our bikes when the weather was nice. It was perfect. Everything we had dreamed about.

It also meant we did not have to spend another summer at the Lodge.

We had spent the last couple of years bouncing around from place to place. Five moves in two years, in fact. The idea of a place we could call our own and actually set down some roots was amazing. I was starting high school soon and stability seemed very important. The last few years had been anything but stable.

For two months I dreamed of this place. Never having seen it, I magicked it up in my mind and it was splendid. (The imaginary me went everywhere by horseback and had crazy adventures with her friends, a la Nancy Drew and every Enid Blyton novel.) Those months dragged by. The day of our move was one of the longest days I can remember. It was June 1, 1982, near the end of grade 7 and the last class of the day was Health. The gym/health teacher and I were not exactly fans of each other. I was an active kid, but not exactly athletic. My hobbit physique seemed to cause him great vexation. Oh, well. Whatever. This is not about him. But fuck him anyway.

I remember there being a slide show, which is usually welcomed, but this one was excruciatingly boring. I don't even remember the topic, just that I wanted that day to end so we could finally see our new home. The minutes dragged.

3:20 took its time, but it finally arrived. It was time to go home! Home! Our grandmother was picking us up from school, but first we had to run some errands in town. Gaahhhh - more waiting!! The grocery store, the LCBO (we still had the store where you filled out a little form and handed it to the guy behind the counter) and Dixie Lee chicken for dinner. I remember getting grape ice cream at Dixie Lee, which was pretty significant for Haliburton in 1982. Dixie Lee being there at all was pretty significant in a town where take-out was considered something of a "city" thing.

Our new home was on a long, private lane. There were four or five other properties, each of them right on the lake and about a km apart. It was very secluded. The lane passed through the ruins of a farm and a very small gravel quarry. There were large fields where cows and horses must have once grazed, now empty and abandoned looking. It was kind of creepy but, well, we were used to creepy.

LCBO before we were trusted with self-serve
The new place was a trailer, not quite the fantastical green and white farmhouse I had conjured up in my mind, but a nice trailer nonetheless. Ricky and Julian would consider it fancy. The previous owners had added a large kitchen, living room, laundry room, sun room and deck. It sat on three acres surrounded by trees and flanked on both sides by empty lots. At the bottom of the back lawn and down a steep embankment flowed the river. We even had a two-car garage and a garden shed!

Upon entering our new abode for the first time, my excitement was unexpectedly replaced by That Feeling. The feeling of Ick. "Ah, shit," I thought. My mum saw my face. She had felt it too.

"Never mind, never mind!" exclaimed Grandmama. "Welcome home, let's get unpacked." We busied ourselves unpacking bedding and clothing that we would need immediately. Everyone ignored the Ick.

Taking a bath that evening, I was suddenly overcome by anger. "I hate this fucking house," I said out loud. (I was fairly new to swearing and dropping an f-bomb out loud, even alone, was only done when I was extraordinarily pissed off.) The strength of my anger surprised and scared me, and I wanted to get the hell out of the bathroom as quickly as possible.

Our two labs, Jackson and Strider, now a year old and rambunctious dogs who chewed EVERYTHING, were put in the sunroom for the night. They were not settling in the new place and walked around growling at everything. Assuming it was just the stress of the move, unfamiliar surroundings and being pissed at being shut in the sunroom, we didn't really think much of it. Well, the adults didn't think much of it, anyway. JR and I wanted the dogs in our rooms with us, but there were New Rules concerning the dogs and the new house. The wall-to-wall shag carpeting was not exactly dog friendly.

Something woke me in the middle of the night. To this day, I do not remember what it was - it is like the memory has been removed from my head. All I recall is that I was terrified and I had to leave my room immediately. I walked out into the living room, where Grandmama was camped out on the couch. She too was awake. "Just ignore them, lambie," she said. "Just ignore them." The next thing I knew, there was a tremendous crash as Jackson and Strider tore through the screen door of the sunroom,  growling and barking in a way I had never heard from them before. Strider stood beside me in a protective way, while Jackson ran into my room, hackles up, growling. Pretty soon everyone was awake.

I ended up falling asleep on the living room floor with JR and the dogs. Jackson and Strider did not spend another night separated from us.

Chapter Seven - Mirrors & The Number 13











Friday, 3 November 2017

Chapter 5 - Puppies, Stephen King & Holy Shit, This Stuff is Really Real

Old School
It probably comes as no surprise that my favourite author is Stephen King. It started with Carrie in grade 7 and I have been a Constant Reader ever since. By the time I was 13 I had finished The Stand and read an excerpt (where Lloyd contemplates cannibalism and eats a cockroach) to my grade 8 class for a public speaking project. I did not read The Shining until I was 16 and living in Toronto. Hit a little too close to home for me, what with the haunted resort and all.

My mother is also a very big Stephen King fan. So, when CBC announced it would air Salem's Lot on a Friday night in August, she was thrilled. You'll love it, she said. It's about vampires. Sure, we agreed. Vampires would be a nice change from mattress bodies and exploding pop cans. Besides, we loved movies. They were such an amazing escape form. That summer had been particularly good for movies, including Raiders of the Lost Ark, Time Bandits and For Your Eyes Only. We were no strangers to thrillers and vampires were intriguing.

The night the movie aired, the reception was very poor in our house. The picture would roll and go fuzzy and no amount of fiddling with the vertical hold and rabbit ears helped. If we wanted to see the movie, there was only one way - watch it on the big set in the lounge of the main lodge.

JR and I did not think this was a very good idea. At all. It was 8:00 pm and still light outside, but it wouldn't be for long. We had not been inside the main lodge building after dark and had no real desire to do so. But my mother was determined to see this movie, so off we all trotted, carrying a big bowl of popcorn and several pops.

All was quiet in the Lodge. The reception on the big TV was perfect. Never better. We pulled three cozy armchairs into a semi-circle in front of the TV and settled in to watch Salem's Lot. Nothing much happens in the beginning of the movie, and the Lodge was very quiet. No mysterious footsteps from upstairs, no pinging radiators. Outside, you could hear the loons crying on the lake. The sunset bathed the lounge in a warm, reddish glow. Red sky at night - we were going to have nice weather the next day. Darkness was falling. So was the temperature. "Are you guys cold?" asked my mother. We were.

Barlow
Salem's Lot was a very scary movie in its day. (The book is even scarier.) Watching it in a huge, empty, apparently haunted building adds a whole new dimension to the scary. By the time we got our first glimpse of Barlow, we were freaked the fuck out but deeply invested in the story. Danny Glick scratching at the window made me vow to never again open the curtains at night. However scary the movie was though, was nothing compared to whatever prowled the long, empty halls of the Lodge.

That oppressive ick feeling moved in as we were sitting there watching the movie. Suddenly we knew it was there and it was watching us and it was not happy.

Then the office phone started to ring. "There's phone service in here?" asked my mother. She got up and walked down the long, semi-dark hallway to the office. We followed, of course. There was no way she was leaving us alone in the lounge with Barlow and the ick. The telephone that we had been playing with all summer was sitting in the middle of the desk, and it was ringing. It was a black rotary multi-line office phone, the kind with the row of light up buttons along the bottom. Every line was flashing.

As my mum walked towards it, to answer it, I was filled with such an ice-cold dread, such a feeling of utter terror, that I barely squeaked out, "Don't answer it!" That thing, that ick, whatever it was, felt like it was sitting on my head. A giant pressure pushing down. We HAD to get out of there. It wanted us OUT.

My mum picked up the phone. "Hello?" Then, she carefully replaced the receiver and said calmly, "We should go."

We all slept in the same room that night. The next morning, we realized that we had left the TV on in the lounge. Ugh. We'd have to go and turn it off and tidy up. Not looking forward to it at all, we accompanied our mum back into the Lodge. The ick was not present but we were startled to see the TV had been turned off and all the chairs that we had pulled out had been put back in their proper places. There was no need to hang around and as we were leaving, I glanced into the office, my eyes drawn to the black phone. The cord was wrapped around it. The cord that would normally plug into the wall, for service. Service, that is, in a building that did not currently have its phone lines wrapped around a fallen tree.

We did not go back into the main lodge for the rest of the summer. It was just too real. The things we had experienced up until that point could have been explained rationally, when one reached for it. The ringing phone defied logic. I don't know what that presence would have done if we had not gotten out of there. Looking back on it now, we realize that the ringing phone was a warning. A message from the others to get the hell out of there.

Major Duncan and me
As you can imagine, JR and I were not sleeping that well. My parents decided to get us a new dog, something to bring some joy into our world and take our minds off spooky shit. Sadly, the summer before, our golden lab Truffles had been hit by a dump truck and killed. We were devastated. The winter before that, a neighbour had complained about our old hound dog, Major Duncan. Duncan loved to track and would spend his days roaming the woods around the Lodge. An asshole neighbour complained that he was scaring the deer away and the ministry of natural resources forced us to give him away. Seems it's much more important for the hunters to have deer to shoot, than for kids to give an old sweet dog a home. Motherfuckers. I digress.

Truffles
Jackson and Strider (we were raised on Tolkien) joined our family as 8 week old Labrador puppies. Ally and Grandmama came for another visit and the rest of the summer passed without any really significant spookiness. That I can recall, anyway.

Jackson & Strider
Except for this. I was in the kitchen of our house, looking for something. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mother standing in the doorway, wearing one of the maxi dresses she was so fond of in the early 80s. When I turned to ask her something, there was no one there. It was the only time I ever remember experiencing something in our house, but I wasn't frightened. It felt more like someone checking on me, out of concern or curiosity, perhaps.

We left the Lodge at the end of August and moved into a nice little cottage on the other side of the lake, where nothing otherworldly or scary ever happened. (To my recollection.)

Little did we know, the summer of 1982 would see us living in a place that I refer to as The Scariest Place on Earth...

Coming Soon... Chapter 6 - The Trailer on Lilac Lane